Thursday, February 12, 2004

So, Massachusetts is all up in arms about the gay marriage thing, because their Supreme Court said their current constitution does not forbid gay couples to marry. Politicians are trying to hammer something out, and crowds are protesting the attempts to ban gay marriage.

So here's my idea. Join the protesters, but with signs that say "Incest is best! Let siblings marry!" and "Siblings are people too!" I think most folks are still appalled at that idea, and I think it puts things into the proper perspective: some things are wrong, period.

If I lived in Massachusetts (does anyone even know anyone that lives there? Isn't it like a county in Rhode Island?) I'd be doing it in a heartbeat.

I also thought about some posters advocating bestiality, like "let me marry my best friend" with a dog's picture, but that's probably a bit too incendiary.